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Looking for ways to bring a smile on your father's face on his special day? Here are some Father's Day jokes that will surely fetch a big grin on your father's face and might get him guffawing too.

Father's Day Humor

Amidst the hurly-burly of your hectic life, you probably miss out the chance to stop and thank that one man who has stood by you from your toddler to adult years - your good old dad. Father's Day is one occasion that gives you the perfect chance to make up for that. Although most prefer to take the easy way and express appreciation with just a gift and a card, there are plenty of other ways to make your dad feel on cloud 9 on his special day. There is nothing quite like bonding with your dad over lunch or even a cup of coffee and spend some quality time together, japing and teeheeing over some witty jokes. After all, it's the time that you share with your dad is what makes beautiful moments and counts the most to him. This Father's Day, do something special - make your dad smile. Get the chuckles flowing with these rib-tickling jokes and make this Father's Day extra-special for your dads.

Father's Day Jokes
Being dad is no mean feat. Most of the time, their deeds, efforts and contributions go unacknowledged and unrewarded. Make your dads feel loved, cared for and appreciated this Father's Day with these humorous jokes and get them rolling in the aisle. Go for it!
  • The Toy
    The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
    He asked; "who is the most obedient?", "Who never talks back to mother?"
    And "Who does everything she says?"  
    Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
  • Another Glass Of Water
    "Daddy, Daddy can I have another glass of water please?"
    "But I have given you 10 glasses of water already."
    "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
  • Payback Time
    On the day Mary received the learner's permit, her father agreed to take her out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat.
    "Why aren't you sitting upfront on the passenger's side?" Mary asked.
    Mary, I have been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl, Dad replied. "Now it's my turn to sit back here and to kick the seat."
  • Mom's In-charge
    One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, Daddy you are the boss, right?"
    Her father was very pleased by this and replied, Yes."
    Then, the little girl continued, "That's because mommy kept you in charge, right?"  
  • Poor Pastor
    After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
    "Well, thank you", the pastor replied, but why?"
    "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preacher we've ever had", the child quipped. 
  • Jon: What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
    Tom: What?
    Jon: One's a pop fly. The other's fly pop.
  • Teacher (on phone): You said Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
    Voice: This is my father. 
    Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
    Science student: When my father sees my report card!
  • John's father: Let me see your report card?
    John: I don't have it.
    John's father: Why not?
    John: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
  • Son: For $ 20, I'll be good.
    Father: Oh yeah! When I was your age, I was good for nothing.